More jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

These below are all mine....Before i have posted things i have found with some of my stuff mixed in....but below these are mine!

Redneck does not mean you have to live in a trailer park some of the biggest rednecks i know live in brick houses with porches full of junk!

When you live in south east Texas snow isn’t common and when your neighbor loves to mow his lawn in any weather including snow you know he’s not a redneck he is just an idiot!

You might be a redneck

When your aunt is 12 and you are 14 it does not mean incest we just call it complication.

When your son has a painted toilet seat he got an A+ on in art class on his wall and you are so proud of it you take a picture and post it on face book.

When you and your boyfriend are talking about family and kin folk and he says if i find out im kin to you im gonna dump you.....

When your only collector calls come from the 4wheller dealership you might be a redneck.

If you have ever been banned from the john deer dealership because your daughter was test driving a tractor and backed into another one causing a domino effect.

If you have ever gotten a big ticket in the big city aka 10,00 ppl for leaving mud tracks all the way through town.

If you live in a town that everyone has a very hard time to pronounce because two people merged the first post mistress’s names together to create it.

If their are rumors that the first post mistress’s were hookers and one of them is possibly your great great great great great grandmother.

If your city hall still has their Christmas lights strung and its June.

If every class at school you have ever been in you had at least one cousin in the same class.

If you have ever bought your girlfriend or wife a snorkel kit for their four Wheller for ya’lls anniversary.

If your local lumber yard’s sign says by appointment only or by CHANCE.

If you have ever listened to the song im my own grandpa and thought they wrote it about you.

If you have ever tried to draw your family tree and it came out looking more like a wreath.

If you know that its not legal to marry your first cousin thats why you dumped her and married your second cousin.

If your Grandpa Just got released from prison last year and he is in his 70‘s and this year he is graduating from high school.

When your Daddy is your principle, your pastor, and your mayor.

Not all rednecks are crazy but some are....and other stuffs

Sad thing is when you live in the boon docks you know at least five people who have done this...and at least two of those are you cousins...and you had to drive one of them to the er after you got them out of the tree they hit...

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This is the main sport out where i live! its not does your man play football is does your honey go muddin?

First Post some Redneck funnys and stuffs #1

Redneck Baby bouncer!

Silence is golden...But duct tape is silver

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. -- Jeff Foxworthy

Redneck's heart has these things written on it

NASCAR

MUDDIN

A REDNECK GIRLS NAME

HIS MAMA's NAME

HUNTIN

EATIN

MOWIN